Q: What is in the middle of nowhere?
A: H

Q: What is a Cheerleaders favorite food?
A: Cheerios

Q: Why can’t the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes

Q: How Do we say the ABCs Backwards?
A: CBA!

A: what insect goes to church?
Q: the praying mantis

A: Why should bowling alleys be quiet? 
Q: So they could hear a pin drop!

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
A: It’s two tired!

Q. Where do books sleep?
A. Under the Covers

Q. What kind of guitair does a whale play?
A. Eelectrick guitairs!!

Q.What did the beachguard name his daughter?
A. Sandy

Q. What did the dog say when he was rubbed on sand paper?
A. Rrrrruuuuufffffffff!!

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